So, looks like the Timberwolves didn't exactly beat the crap out of the Lakers as I had hoped. However, on the upside of things, I do have an enemy to curse while watching the finals now. And those Pistons, while even though on the east coast, are going to have all of my support.

Now on to more important matters such as the female breast. Don't get me wrong, I am rather conservative and semi-prudish and don't usually talk about this body part, nor do I talk about any body parts really, but I do need to mention this entertaining What Would Jolina Do moment. No, this story does NOT include my own breast, but my encounter with a stranger's in the bathroom. By now you should be intrigued.

I walked into the bathroom at work today and a female student was also in the bathroom. I, well, did my stuff and then emerged from the stall. While washing my hands I glanced in the mirror to adjust any out of place hair and make sure my eye makeup had not melted off. However, while doing this I also noticed the female student next to me was a very typical PSU undergrad "girly girl." You know the type, not quite hootchie enough to call slutty, but rather affected by the media images thrown at her, and the desire to look like every other girl on television. Now, I have been known to purchase a fee slutty tops from Forever 21, so I too am a brainwashed American female. But when it comes to work and clothing it's strictly the triforce for me: Gap, J. Crew and Ann Taylor.
Nonetheless, her outfit went as follows, her dark hair multi-streaked with blond highlights was parted on the right side and put up in a messily yet stylishly in a pony tail. She was wearing large hoop earrings, thick eyeliner, a bright pink halter, low rise jeans that teetered on the bones of her hips showing off her celtic and heart tatoo in the small of her back and of course the inevitable belly button ring. Her skin unusually tan and her eyes cold and vacant...then as I reach of the paper towel on her side of the mirror and politely say "I just need to grab..." and all of a sudden she adjusts her halter top and reveals her right breast! It was only about .02 seconds, but it made me feel extremely uncomfortable. After the brief exposure, she looked me in the eyes. I couldn't tell if she was trying to see if I was jealous or if some how she was looking for my approval but she definitely was not embarassed unlike me. I still had not yet taken a paper towel from the dispenser but instead just frozen in time. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Politely finish your sentence and say "I just needed to grab a PAPER TOWEL" or run away wet handed?
Find out what Jolina did in the next entry of WHAT WOULD JOLINA DO?